Pernicious Pumpkins: An Autumnal Mystery

Shortly after ASWVC’s HallowFE!N event concluded, pumpkins began appearing in surprising locations on campus. These pumpkins, often smashed, have most notably been seen down in the Vasona Creek, alongside the main bridge between Kirkorian and LASS. As some of you may know, HallowFE!N featured a large pumpkin patch and a pumpkin painting event. Thus, it is highly probable that these pumpkins were sourced from the festivities.

At the time of publication, we do not know if the Great Pumpkin Smasher (as they will become known) operates individually or as a group. Please be careful if you believe you are in the presence of the Great Pumpkin Smasher. If any students are aware of the whereabouts of the Great Pumpkin Smasher, please send tips to The Helm’s email, thehelm.wvc@gmail.com. Together, we will solve this cucurbitaceous mystery and bring the Great Pumpkin Smasher to face justice!